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Seriously where is 3.0? Everyone knows it is only progress when the first number gets bigger. Like the number of g's for cell phones.- /. comment by Lifyre
They should stop, because I already have an 11G phone.- reply by Darth Sdlavrot
Yeah, but seven of those Gs are compactified on a Calabi-Yau manifold.- anonymous reply
Ah, now I understand why we don't get mobile phone contracts with no strings attached!- reply by maxwell demon